Khaki camp dress, Forever 21 (thrifted). Braided leather belt, Wilson’s Leather. Aqua headband, Claire’s Boutique. Metal earrings with aqua beads, World Market. Aqua, patent, peep-toe pumps, Wild Diva. Brown bag, thrifted.
I tried this outfit on Monday night and paraded in front of my husband. He looked pleased and said, “Oh, you’re going on a safari.”
“Not in these shoes!” I glibly replied.
Unfazed, he continued, “I bet I could find you a safari hat [pith helmet] in the basement.”
“I am NOT going on a fucking safari!”
“Oh. Well your blue shoes and headband don’t match the dress.”
I promptly stomped away.
Thankfully, no one at work made any safari references. I did receive a number of compliments, including recognition of my genius blue accents. It isn't a safari dress anyway. I think it's best described as a camp dress.