Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Dotty

Blouse, Forever 21. Vest, NY & Co. Skirt, Side x Side (thrifted and altered). Peeptoes, Delicious. Beaded bracelet, Bitten. Gold tone bracelet, swap.

If I was the Wicked Witch of Some Cardinal Direction on Friday, then I suppose I’m Dorothy today. See? I’ve got my “ruby slippers” on. What? The rest of my outfit doesn’t look like Dorothy’s? Well, the nickname for Dorothy is Dotty, so polka dots (and freckles) seem appropriate. Hmm….still not convinced that I’m Dorothy Gale? Keep scrolling down…

Here I am skipping through the Land of Oz. Tra-la-la-la-la. (Toto-Sammy isn’t in the picture because he wouldn’t stay in the @#$%! basket.)

Oh, no! Flying monkeys! The horror!

We are dead. (Everyone knows that your tongue protrudes when you’re dead.)

The end.

Well, if I’m not Dorothy, I’m certainly dotty.

16 comments:

Alison said...

You crack me up! Great outfit.

Sheila said...

You're hilarious! Cute outfit - and cute kitty!

La Belette Rouge said...

I am predicting that there will be a silver ensemble for the tin man and maybe a straw bag for the scarecrow.;-)
That outfit is too cute for Kansas!:-)

workthatwardrobe said...

Ha ha I loved your photo story. And that skirt is so versatile.
Just noticed I am on your blog roll too. Thanks.

Milly said...

So darn funny!!!

~TessaScoffs said...

To show that you are truly dead, toungue must protrude against gravity. Ha!
~Tessa

~TessaScoffs said...

To show that you are truly dead, toungue must protrude against gravity. Ha!
~Tessa

Psuedokim said...

Not only do I love this outfit, I needed a good laugh in the middle of a poopy day. The picture of being scared of the flying monkeys is the best.

bekster said...

I LOVE it!

notSupermum said...

Hilarious! Hey, does your cat act too?

The Penny-Pinching Princess said...

Too funny! Absolutely love the shoes and the skirt and the vest...darn it, I love the whole outfit ;)

Stacy said...

Well, thanks for that story! ;-) I love the outfit!

*Lady D* said...

The photo story, the outfit, very cute!

rubyslippers said...

hehehe....i enjoyed your fairytale story. and you must be the modern dorothy :)

The Olive Creative said...

So, I just had to share...my grandmother (yet another Cincinnati lady) had a saying, that I still embrace today..."You can never have a bad day when you're wearing red shoes!". If I ever think a day is going to bite it, I wear red shoes.

Gervy said...

I laughed aloud - that was very silly indeed.