Sheer green blouse, Forever 21. Black shrug, INC. Red belt, Xhilaration. Pinstriped trousers, Forever 21. Black pumps, Michelle D. Green beaded earrings, import store in Okinawa, Japan.Crazy title, huh? Well, I knew it was going to rain today, so I wanted to wear red to match my umbrella. Black and white and red seemed so predictable, so I went with black and green and red. After putting the belt on, I realized that I looked rather Christmasy, but decided I didn’t care. I went to leave the house and discovered my red umbrella is missing! I searched high and low, but had to leave with a blue and white umbrella instead. Not only does it NOT match my outfit, it says “Head and Shoulders.” No, I don’t have dandruff and I don’t use Head and Shoulders, but it was free. So, I got to work (and I thankfully didn’t need to use the embarrassing umbrella) and was told that I looked like a nanny (by the same guy that told me I looked like a school teacher last month). So, today I guess I’m Nanny McWawa, the Christmas nanny, skipping through a dandruff shower.
6 comments:
Nannies.. school teachers... does that guy have a "thing" for women in charge of children?
I like the new fringe!
I thought the same thing about that guy -- must be a fetish...
I love Christmas, so this is one of my faves!
I think it's the hair (french twist) that inspires the nanny/teacher comments. I don't even WANT to know what childhood memories I'm stirring up.
I love your fashion sense. :] I linked you on my blog, hope that's ok.
you crack me up!!! Your writing is as fashionable as your clothes!! I love it!!! and i love you!! You better wear something FIERCE tomorrow night!!! ~Jb
Sounds like wishful thinking on the guy's part. I think you look fabulous!
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