Evidently, the two metal belts I thrifted last weekend have given me delusions of grandeur. (This is especially dangerous when combined with my pre-existing egomania.) Earlier this week, I was human royalty. Today, I’m a Grecian goddess. Where will the madness end?
P.S. Stay away from the Jessica Simpson brand tights. When I bought a pair on Monday, I was attracted to the nice hand, dark gray color, and lace waistband. Unfortunately, that pretty lace waistband has not nearly enough give and I couldn’t get the tights on much past my knees.