One of the great things about my blog is that I have total editorial and creative control. I only picture what I want you to see and write what I want you to read. While I occasionally slip up and reveal a little more depth of feeling, what you usually see is a carefully edited and presented Kasmira. In actuality, the real Slim Shady* is on the right.
I’m a real classy broad; I drink Bud Light.
*I have no idea what that song is about, despite reading the lyrics online, but it seemed apropos.