I’m ushering for Mariemont Players’ Sunshine Boys. I asked if, as an usher, I’d get to wear a bow tie. I was told that I could wear a bow tie, but I’d have to provide it myself. Since I don’t have a bow tie proper, I made one with a leopard print scarf.
Do you have your tickets?
No, not to Sunshine Boys, but to my GUN SHOW!