Showing posts with label 40 B4 40. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 40 B4 40. Show all posts

Sunday, November 22, 2015

40 B4 40: Old Timey Photos

I love pretending I’m someone else. I’ve stepped outside myself by reading novels, acting in plays, or simply getting lost in my imagination. It isn’t so much a dissatisfaction with my own life as a dissatisfaction with the fact that we are given but one life. We can choose our path, but are confined by time and circumstance. When I get a chance to pretend otherwise, I feel like I’ve cheated the system.

It’s even better when I’ve got “proof” of my alternate life, like a photo. As a nine-year-old, my parents consented to my sisters' and my pleading for an old-timey photo at a booth in the mall. Finally, evidence that I’m not only a child of the 1980’s.


Maybe I’m also a child of the 1880’s?

It seems that every historic tourist trap offers the chance to pretend one was a part of that history with dress-up clothes and a sepia toned photograph. Ever since that childhood photo, I’ve stop to inspect the pictures displayed outside these studios and must be torn away by my companions. My friends never seem as enamoured with the old timey photo as I am. I’m picking my outfit and planning my poses but they are more interested in lunch. I’m ready to escape into fantasy and they are firmly rooted in the here and now. Eager to please, I abandon my dreams and return to reality.

Since, at 40, I imagined my dreams to be forever abandoned, I added “old timey photo of our family” to my 40 B4 40 list. Making the list public not only gave me impetus to complete all forty adventures, it also guilted Beefy (who hates being photographed) into participating in my Gold Rush fantasy. (Well, it was either the guilt or the shots of whisky. Either way, Beefy agreed to play outlaw to my saloon girl.)


I like to think that Beefy had as much fun pretending as I did.

Monday, November 02, 2015

40 B4 40: Results

I’m 40! Pencils down, heads up, I’m out of time for my 40 B4 40 list. Feel free to grade my work.

1. Get old timey photos of our family - Done!

2. Skydive or hanglide - Done!

3. Take a Napa wine tour - Done!

4. Hike Half Dome - Done!

5. Stand-up paddleboard - Done!

6. Snowshoe - Done!

7. Camp with the dogs - Done, with Jasper, only.

8. Skateboard at a skate park - Done, the day before my birthday!

9. Compete in an agility competition - Done!

10. Renew my passport - Done-ish . . . my passport is still in processing, after a request for MORE documentation last week.

11. Pose for a photo with Mickey Mouse - Done!

12. Attend a Comicon - Done!

13. Dye my hair pink - Done!

14. Teach Jasper to walk nicely on a leash - Done-ish . . . he knows how to walk nicely, but is not 100% reliable.

15. Do a 365 Photo project - Daily picture success! Find my photos here.

16. Sew a garment - Done! And it was so ugly that it went immediately in the donation bag.

17. Take a sewing class - Done! (Obviously, it didn’t help much with my garment creation.)

18. Meditate - Meditation is never “done, ” but I tried multiple techniques during the year. I haven’t found a routine that works best for me, yet, but I will continue explore meditation.

19. See a live concert - Done!

20. Go to a hot air balloon festival - Done!

21. Learn to 2-finger whistle - Done!

22. Do the splits - Done-ish . . . I am simply not a flexible person. I had my left split for a few weeks this winter, but stiffened up again.

23. Show Dan my old Bridgeport haunts - Done!

24. Finish making all the burgers in Veggie Burgers Every Which Way - Done!

25. Write one special content blog post per month - Done!

26. Sail - Done!

27. Wallpaper a wall - Done-ish . . . I got one roll up. I’m using a self-stick, removable wallpaper. It is fairly easy to work with and can be repositioned, but can’t be applied to an unpainted or matte wall. I painted the wall with satin paint and waited 24 hours before starting the papering, but that wasn’t long enough. The paint started to peel up as I moved the paper. I’m waiting until next weekend to finish, when the paint will hopefully be completely cured.

28. Participate in Toastmasters - Done! I’ve given ten speeches and won “best speech” seven times! I’ve also served as toastmaster, evaluator, general evaluator, jokemaster, grammarian, timer, and pledge/inspiration at meetings. I earned my Competent Communicator designation in October.

29. Ride a horse - Done!

30. Have a birthday party - We’ve had a number of scheduling conflicts and my big party will be on lucky Friday the 13th.

31. See local theater - Done!

32. Practice ambidexterity - Done! I’m not ambidextrous, but I practiced! My left hand activities: throw a frisbee, sling a ball, make checkmarks. I’ve also been practicing signing my name (badly) with my left hand.

33. Learn a new piano song - Done-ish . . . it isn’t performance ready, but I’ve played through it.

34. Raft down a river - Done!

35. See a drive-in movie - Done!

36. Take a historical home tour - Done!

37. Practice lucid dreaming - Done! I had two lucid dreams at the very end of October. So so cool.

38. Gaze at the stars - Done!

39. Send out holiday cards - Done!

40. Guest appear on a podcast - Done!

Will there be a 41 B4 41 list? Probably not. But I have big plans, nevertheless!

Sunday, October 25, 2015

40 B4 40: Yes, Yes, No

My 40 B4 40 project is nearly over! I have about a week left. I shared some of my lessons learned in my 10th Toastmasters speech. You can read the text at at Abby Lacey (a fellow 40B440er) or watch my delivery below:

Friday, October 02, 2015

40 B4 40: Eleven Month Progress

We are in the home stretch. Will I complete all 40 adventures?

1. Get old timey photos of our family - Done!

2. Skydive or hanglide - Done!

3. Take a Napa wine tour - Done!

4. Hike Half Dome - Done!

5. Stand-up paddleboard - Done!

6. Snowshoe - Done!

7. Camp with the dogs - Done, with Jasper, only.

8. Skateboard at a skate park - Beefy and I decided to save this for the day before my birthday, just in case I break a bone. I wouldn’t want an injury to keep me from any of my other adventures.

9. Compete in an agility competition - Done!

10. Renew my passport - I’m STILL awaiting my passport in the mail. I did get a request to send another copy of my driver license in September and did so.

11. Pose for a photo with Mickey Mouse - Done!

12. Attend a Comicon - Done!

13. Dye my hair pink - Done!

14. Teach Jasper to walk nicely on a leash - He’s improving.

15. Do a 365 Photo project - Daily picture success! Find my photos here.

16. Sew a garment - I started a skirt on Memorial Day. It has sat, zipper-less, waistband-less, and hem-less ever since. I’m hoping that my sewing class will give me the confidence to continue.

17. Take a sewing class - I’m registered for a class in October.

18. Meditate - I will try this again in Oct. I’ve learned a lot about meditation this year. Among the lessons is that meditation is never “done.”

19. See a live concert - Done!

20. Go to a hot air balloon festival - Done!

21. Learn to 2-finger whistle - Done!

22. Do the splits - I’ll get there!

23. Show Dan my old Bridgeport haunts - Done!

24. Finish making all the burgers in Veggie Burgers Every Which Way - Done!

25. Write one special content blog post per month - Done!

26. Sail - Done!

27. Wallpaper a wall - I found my paper!

28. Participate in Toastmasters - I’ve given nine speeches and won “best speech” six times! I’ve also served as toastmaster, evaluator, general evaluator, jokemaster, grammarian, timer, and pledge/inspiration at meetings. I didn’t plan to earn my Competent Communicator designation in my 39th year, but I’m on track. My 10th speech is scheduled for the end of October.

29. Ride a horse - Done!

30. Have a birthday party - We’ve had a number of scheduling conflicts and my big party will be a little after my actual birthday. To make up for it, I’m also having two smaller parties.

31. See local theater - Done!

32. Practice ambidexterity - My left hand activities: throw a frisbee, sling a ball, make checkmarks. I’ve also been practicing signing my name (badly) with my left hand.

33. Learn a new piano song - I’m working on my song. I have extra motivation since I decided I would perform it (singing and playing) at my birthday party.

34. Raft down a river - Done!

35. See a drive-in movie - Done!

36. Take a historical home tour - Done!

37. Practice lucid dreaming - I need to give this another go.

38. Gaze at the stars - Done!

39. Send out holiday cards - Done!

40. Guest appear on a podcast - Done!

Monday, September 28, 2015

40 B4 40: Hike Half Dome


“This is the hardest thing I’ve done in my life.”

I laughed at the pale, sweating, panting creature who uttered that sentence. He was struggling up the slick granite of Half Dome, clinging to the cables for dear life. I was sailing down the same cable route. I was lean, brown, and strong. I’d spent the summer in the Sierra sun, sometimes covered in nothing more than a thin layer of DEET oil. I slept at 8000 feet and hiked miles a day at higher altitudes for the National Biological Service. I spent my weekends bagging peaks. The hike to Half Dome’s base had been long, but not overly strenuous. The cable route up its steep backside was fun: a diversion from the boring, dusty miles between the Merced river and the ropes. My friends and I had raced up the dome, lazily surveyed the top, and made a game of sliding back down. I was twenty years old and on top of the world.

After spending a glorious summer living and working in Yosemite, I never returned. I bounced around from Washington to Alaska to Arizona to Virginia to North Carolina to Japan to Ohio before I realized how special my Yosemite experience had been. When I planned my 40 adventures for my 39th year, hiking Half Dome was the fourth one I listed. It represents the freedom and power I felt during my Yosemite summer. Returning, 19 years later to repeat the hike, required that I reclaim both.

In the years between my summer in Yosemite and my return to California, the park put a quota on the number of hikers permitted up Half Dome’s cables each day. A maximum of 300 persons are allowed up each day to protect wilderness character, reduce crowding, protect natural and cultural resources, and improve safety.The permits to hike are issued in a preseason lottery with an application period of March 1 to March 31. However, in 2015, I missed the lottery.

Thankfully, a daily lottery is held during the hiking season with up to 50 permits up for grabs each day. Potential hikers apply two days before their hoped-for date and are notified late on the day of the application. The competition for spots is less fierce on weekdays, so, in early September, I identified a number of dates in September and October and planned to apply repeatedly until I was successful.

I have no luck in games of chance. I am never a Bingo winner. I don’t even bother with Powerball or Scratch-Offs. I’ve never won a raffle. But I won the very first Half Dome permit for which I applied!

It takes 10-14 hours to complete the hike. Depending on the route, the trek is 14.2 or 16.5 miles, but a 4800 foot elevation gain either way.


The first 1.5 miles of the trail are paved, but steep. Here, the trail looks deceptively like a sidewalk, but the grade is no “walk in the park.” To make the shorter, 14.2 mile hike, I took the left fork and followed the Mist Trail up hundreds of stone stairs past Vernal Falls and then Nevada Falls. Finally, after the exhilarating, 2,000 foot climb, above both falls, I was at the Merced River and the final junction with the John Muir trail.

The Merced is the halfway point between Happy Isles and Half Dome and the last reliable source of water. I pulled out my filtration system and topped off my bottles. I was as prepared as possible for the next dusty, dry four miles to the cables.


The march to the base of the dome from the river is incredibly boring, enlivened only by glimpses of the destination. After an uneventful, flat trek along the river, the route begins endless switchbacks up the forested hump that butts up against the backside of the granite dome. I entertained myself by passing and being passed by the other hikers and sniffing the Jeffrey Pine. (Stick your nose in the crevices of a Jeffrey Pine’s bark and inhale. The sap smells like butterscotch or vanilla.)

I finally reached the permit checkpoint a little before noon. I presented my permit to the ranger and walked onto the dome.

The first portion of the granite walk is not the cables, but terrifying, nonetheless. Stone stairs switchback up the first hump. There are no guardrails. The steps are narrow, uneven, and often covered in a fine layer of coarse sand. A misstep here can send the clumsy hiker down a steep, sometimes sheer, rock slope. I’m just such a clumsy hiker and slipped a few times, but recovered before falling from the trail. Finally, the path just disappears, but I knew to follow the naked rock up to its zenith. From there, I could see down the false summit to a depression and the start of the cable route.

As I stared at the ant-like figures hauling themselves up the cables, a hiker passed me, on his way off the dome. He was removing leather gloves and I suddenly realized that dragging my hands up the steel cables for 400 vertical feet would leave my palms absolutely raw. The hiker saw my panic and assured me that there was a pile of gloves ahead.


I reached the base of the cables and, indeed, found a pile of gloves in a rock cranny. Always the fashionista, I chose a turquoise pair of gardening gloves with a mod flower pattern in hot pink and chartreuse. The palms were coated in a grippy, clear rubber. I pulled the first one on and discovered it was damp with the previous wearer’s sweat. I decided this was a lucky sign and donned its mate. I stepped into the cable route with preperspired hands.


The cables are steel and run from anchors in the rocks, through the tops of poles set roughly every ten feet up the slope. The cables function as both handrails and climbing aids. The rock surface is glacier-polished granite, shiny-slick in most places, but cracked and rough in a few others. Wooden planks are anchored at every set or every other set of poles. These offer a place to rest and catch one’s breath or simply allow another hiker to safely pass. The rock itself is usually too slick and steep to comfortably pause.

The excitement of finally reaching the cables spurred me to an energetic start. No hikers were ascending close ahead of me (but some were descending), so I had little impediment to my quick pace. I fully trusted my gear (to include the borrowed gloves), my abilities, and the cables themselves. I was halfway up the rock before my arms began to shake.

I had been hauling myself up, with a hand on a cable to each side, with tremendous effort. I was in a rocking side-to-side rhythm, smoothly transitioning to a hand over hand on a single cable when passing another hiker. As I gained altitude, I was grateful for the muscles built by swimming and T25 . . . until my adrenaline burst petered out and I realized that if my arms gave out on me, I’d be dead.


I paused on the next wooden plank, terrified and shaking, and wondered, “Is this the hardest thing I’ve ever done?” Certainly not. “Am I a fool for hiking this alone?” Perhaps. “Will I be able to continue?” Yes. And I did. The shaking steadied. My arms did not fail. And, thankfully, no smug 20-year-old passed me during my moment of panic.

I made steady, but steadily slower, progress up the cables. Although I no longer had fears about my arms collapsing, my breaths were ragged. For the last 25 yards, I paced myself by pausing at each plank for 5 breaths before continuing on. At last, I crested Half Dome.


Like the hikers before me, and those I saw summit after me, I spent the next fifteen minutes roaming the top of Half Dome in a daze. The top is remarkably featureless. The views are remarkably astounding. Framed by nothing but man-made cairns, the 360-degree vista is unreal. The blue sky, gray stone, and green trees visible in every direction have the soft quality of a watercolor. The occasional chatter of a hiking group and the tug of a breeze is the only reminder that the experience is real, not a painting or a dream.

Most hikers congregate along the visor, the lip of stone hanging over Half Dome’s severe northwest face, towering over Yosemite Valley. I ate my sandwich gazing into the valley’s blue depths. I chewed as I contemplated hikers dangling their legs over the edge while their friends snapped pictures. I contented myself with a selfie a safe-ish distance from the edge. For an extra thrill, I belly crawled to a sheer drop and looked down. As terrifying as the cable route may be, the thought of climbing the sheer face puts that experience to shame.


Before descending, I waited for a small group to finish the cable ascent, cheering them on with my own experience still fresh in my memory. Then, I began sliding down with abandon.


I imagine that I descended with the same sense of joy that I had when I was twenty. Facing uphill, letting my sassy gloves take the friction, I almost ran backwards down the hill. My hands began to heat through the layers of plastic and fabric. I made a game of seeing just how fast I could go, stopping only to let others ascend and speak words of encouragement. As another hiker passed me, he bumped against my camera and my lens cap went pinwheeling down the steep curve. It was lost to the dome and so was I as I resumed my downhill sprint. I paused at a plank to allow an uphill hiker pass and he said, “This is the hardest thing I’ve ever done.” I didn’t laugh. I just nodded in understanding and told him that the view was totally worth it.

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

40 B4 40: 10 Month Progress

Two months left to complete my 40 adventures.

1. Get old timey photos of our family - Done!

2. Skydive or hanglide - Done!

3. Take a Napa wine tour - Done!

4. Hike Half Dome - Done!

5. Stand-up paddleboard - Done!

6. Snowshoe - Done!

7. Camp with the dogs - Done, with Jasper, only.

8. Skateboard at a skate park - working up my nerve . . .

9. Compete in an agility competition - Done!

10. Renew my passport - I’m just awaiting my passport in the mail!

11. Pose for a photo with Mickey Mouse - Done!

12. Attend a Comicon - Done!

13. Dye my hair pink - It came out less pink and more red. Try, try again.

14. Teach Jasper to walk nicely on a leash - He’s improving.

15. Do a 365 Photo project - Daily picture success! Find my photos here.

16. Sew a garment - I started a skirt on Memorial Day. It has sat, zipper-less, waistband-less, and hem-less ever since.

17. Take a sewing class - I postponed my class. I need to reschedule.

18. Meditate - I got to the second week of 8 Minute Meditation before being derailed.

19. See a live concert - Done!

20. Go to a hot air balloon festival - Done!

21. Learn to 2-finger whistle - Done!

22. Do the splits - I’m afraid I’ve lost some progress here. I’m completing T25 and it leaves me with less time for my stretching routine and is building inflexible muscles.

23. Show Dan my old Bridgeport haunts - scheduled for late September!

24. Finish making all the burgers in Veggie Burgers Every Which Way - Done!

25. Write one special content blog post per month - Done. I did a mail bag post in August.

26. Sail - Done!

27. Wallpaper a wall - Still looking for something quirky.

28. Participate in Toastmasters - I’ve given eight speeches and won “best speech” five times! I’ve also served as toastmaster, evaluator, general evaluator, jokemaster, grammarian, timer, and pledge/inspiration at meetings.

29. Ride a horse - Done!

30. Have a birthday party - Beefy and his cousin have begun planning my first birthday party!

31. See local theater - Done! We saw Shockheaded Peter.

32. Practice ambidexterity - My left hand activities: throw a frisbee, sling a ball, make checkmarks.

33. Learn a new piano song - I’m working on my song. I have extra motivation since I decided I would perform it (singing and playing) at my birthday party.

34. Raft down a river - Done!

35. See a drive-in movie - Done!

36. Take a historical home tour - Tickets bought for the Preservation Sacramento 2015 Historic Home Tour, featuring Richmond Grove on 9/20!

37. Practice lucid dreaming - I need to give this another go. I got a few days into one program and sort of got “stuck.”

38. Gaze at the stars - Done!

39. Send out holiday cards - Done!

40. Guest appear on a podcast - Done!

Sunday, August 02, 2015

40 B4 40: 9 Month Progress

40 is fast approaching. I have three months left of sweet, sweet youth. My sister is visiting at the end of the month and accompanying me on a few of my adventures.

1. Get old timey photos of our family - Done!

2. Skydive or hanglide - Done!

3. Take a Napa wine tour - Done!

4. Hike Half Dome - I missed the preseason lottery for one of the 225 daily permits to hike Half Dome. Now, I’ve got to enter the daily lotteries and hope for a win. My best chances are on a weekday, but my schedule restricts me to a Monday, Thursday, or Friday. Time to start applying! The first date I’m trying for is 8/14.

5. Stand-up paddleboard - Done!

6. Snowshoe - Done!

7. Camp with the dogs - Scheduled for mid-August, but with Jasper only. Jackson isn’t ready for this adventure.

8. Skateboard at a skate park - I haven’t been on my skateboard more than a couple of times since starting my 40 B4 40. After listening to the Skate Like a Girl episodes of Stuff Mom Never Told You, I think I’ll just show up at the skate park and see what happens.

9. Compete in an agility competition - Done!

10. Renew my passport - All materials are gathered and in an envelope. I continue to procrastinate the visit to the post office.

11. Pose for a photo with Mickey Mouse - Done!

12. Attend a Comicon - Done!

13. Dye my hair pink - It came out less pink and more red. Try, try again.

14. Teach Jasper to walk nicely on a leash - He’s improving.

15. Do a 365 Photo project - Daily picture success! Find my photos here.

16. Sew a garment - I started a skirt on Memorial Day. It has sat, zipper-less, waistband-less, and hem-less ever since.

17. Take a sewing class - I postponed my class. I need to reschedule.

18. Meditate - I found the copy of 8 Minute Meditation I bought for Beefy and will start the 8 week course on Monday.

19. See a live concert - I have a ticket for a piano concert this month.

20. Go to a hot air balloon festival - Done!

21. Learn to 2-finger whistle - Done!

22. Do the splits - I’m afraid I’ve lost some progress here. I started T25 and it leaves me with less time for my stretching routine and is building inflexible muscles.

23. Show Dan my old Bridgeport haunts - scheduled for late September!

24. Finish making all the burgers in Veggie Burgers Every Which Way - Done!

25. Write one special content blog post per month - Done.

26. Sail - I’m taking my sister sailing in early September. I’m hoping for wind!

27. Wallpaper a wall - Maybe my sister will help me find something quirky.

28. Participate in Toastmasters - I’ve given seven speeches and won “best speech” five times! (Beefy says my last speech was the best one, yet!) I’ve also served as toastmaster, evaluator, general evaluator, jokemaster, grammarian, and pledge/inspiration at meetings.

29. Ride a horse - I have a Bodega Bay beach ride reserved for August 31.

30. Have a birthday party - Beefy and his cousin have begun planning my first birthday party!

31. See local theater - Beefy and I have checked the listings a few times, but nothing excited me. Are you in a Sacramento-area show? Let me know and I’ll just come and see you!

32. Practice ambidexterity - My left hand activities: throw a frisbee, sling a ball, make checkmarks.

33. Learn a new piano song - I’m working on my song. I have extra motivation since I decided I would perform it (singing and playing) at my birthday party.

34. Raft down a river - I’ll be white-water rafting down the American River on September 1st.

35. See a drive-in movie - Done!

36. Take a historical home tour - Tickets bought for the Preservation Sacramento 2015 Historic Home Tour, featuring Richmond Grove on 9/20!

37. Practice lucid dreaming - I need to give this another go. I got a few days into one program and sort of got “stuck.”

38. Gaze at the stars - I’ll be watching the Perseids Meteor Shower in mid-August.

39. Send out holiday cards - Done!

40. Guest appear on a podcast - Done!

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

40 B4 40: Take a Napa Wine Tour

I consider myself an independent thinker and a feminist, but I still sometimes struggle with the conventional expectations of being a woman. As evidenced by facebook, I should be passionate about shoes, babies, chocolate, and wine. Especially wine. Everyone’s drinking wine. My sister has a wine subscription. The bloggers recount their weekends in vineyards. My stylists celebrate engagements, weddings, or just Mondays in Napa. Women drink wine.

Don’t get me wrong - I am a wine fan. I grew up drinking wine (albeit sickly sweet blush wine). I got my first love drunk on wine so that he’d have the courage to finally kiss me. I pride myself in discovering pinot noir years before Sideways was released. Wine and I go way back.

But I crave variety. I like a cold, crisp IPA. I’ll sip straight, warm whisky. I adore craft cocktails. I work wine through the rotation, but I’m no wino.

Since every other female in this country seems bonkers for wine, I planned a Napa wine tour as a part of my 40 B4 40. I thought an immersive experience might get my double X chromosomes going. Beefy was very sweet to arrange a wine tasting at Parduxx, in Napa, for our anniversary.


It was very fancy. We had our own sommelier who took us on a short tour before leading us to a private table in the shade of an oak. We tasted five wines and munched on crackers and cheese. I listened dutifully to the history of the winery and the crafting of each wine, but I was much more interested in our sommelier. Beefy and I quizzed him on his history with wine, his reasons for choosing to leave Chicago for Napa, and the life of a winery employee. People are more interesting than wine.

I’m going to admit it: most wine tastes the same to me. I know I like reds, the less sweet, the better, and I dislike a sulphur aftertaste. Other than that, though, wine, like all alcohol, is mostly lubrication. It makes social interactions smoother. A few hours standing in the kitchen slip by with a bottle of wine at hand. The troubles of a frustrating day at work dissolve in the glass. Wine gets the job done, but I just don’t get that excited about it.

I would absolutely hate a girls’ weekend in Napa. All wine (and all estrogen) all the time? I’m just not very good at being female. I’d rather do whisky shots, climb a mountain, and go to bed early. It’s time I just accept that.

And when I want some wine, Save Mart carries my favorite bottle: Naked Grape Pinot Noir at under $10.


Thursday, July 02, 2015

40 B4 40: 8 Month Progress

I’m three-quarters of the way through my 39th year. I’m getting my adventures done before I turn 40!

1. Get old timey photos of our family - Scheduled for July 5.

2. Skydive or hanglide - Done!

3. Take a Napa wine tour - Done!

6. Snowshoe - Done!

5. Stand-up paddle board - Done!

7. Camp with the dogs - Scheduled for mid-August, but with Jasper only. Jackson isn’t ready for this adventure.

9. Compete in an agility competition - We are scheduled for a NADAC competition on July 4.

10. Renew my passport - All materials are gathered and in an envelope. I continue to procrastinate the visit to the post office.

11. Pose for a photo with Mickey Mouse - Done!

12. Attend a Comicon - Done!

13. Dye my hair pink - Scheduled for July 17.

14. Teach Jasper to walk nicely on a leash - He’s improving.

15. Do a 365 Photo project - Daily picture success! Find my photos here.

16. Sew a garment - I started a skirt on Memorial Day. It has sat, zipper-less, waistband-less, and hem-less ever since.

17. Take a sewing class - I postponed my class. I need to reschedule.

18. Meditate - Do I really need to meditate?

19. See a live concert - We bought tickets for Apocalyptica, but only made it through a couple of numbers by the opening band before the crowds, noise, and “late hour” got to us. I now have a ticket for a 3 p.m. piano concert on a Sunday in August, just like the old person I am.

20. Go to a hot air balloon festival - Done!

21. Learn to 2-finger whistle - Done!

22. Do the splits - I’m looking for an adult ballet class to help me perfect my left and improve my right splits.

23. Show Dan my old Bridgeport haunts - scheduled for late September!

24. Finish making all the burgers in Veggie Burgers Every Which Way - In June, I made Tortilla-Crusted Stuffed Portobello Burgers, Beet “Tartare,” Ginger-Soy Tempeh Burgers, and “Garden” Burgers. I only have two recipes left: Seitan Burgers with Mango BBQ Sauce and Beet and Brown Rice Burgers.

25. Write one special content blog post per month - Done.

26. Sail - Planned for late August/early September.

27. Wallpaper a wall - I found another wallpaper I like, but it is even more expensive than my last choice. Back to browsing . . .

28. Participate in Toastmasters - I’ve given six speeches and won “best speech” four times! I’ve also served as toastmaster, evaluator, general evaluator, jokemaster, grammarian, and pledge/inspiration at meetings.

29. Ride a horse - I SAT on a horse at TxSC CAMP, but I wouldn’t qualify it as a horse “ride.” I’m planning a real ride in August.

30. Have a birthday party - Beefy and his cousin have begun planning my first birthday party!

32. Practice ambidexterity - My left hand activities: throw a frisbee, sling a ball, make checkmarks.

33. Learn a new piano song - I’m working on my song. I have extra motivation since I decided I would perform it (singing and playing) at my birthday party.

34. Raft down a river - Planned for late August/early September.

35. See a drive-in movie - Done!

36. Take a historical home tour - Tickets bought for the Preservation Sacramento 2015 Historic Home Tour, featuring Richmond Grove on 9/20!

38. Gaze at the stars - I have plans to watch the Perseids Meteor Shower in mid-August.

39. Send out holiday cards - Done!

40. Guest appear on a podcast - Done!

Tuesday, June 02, 2015

40 B4 40: 7 Month Progress

I’m going to use the long summer days to knock out more of my 40 B4 40 items.

2. Skydive or hanglide - Done!

3. Take a Napa wine tour - Done!

6. Snowshoe - Done!

5. Stand-up paddle board - I’m taking an REI course on June 28.

9. Compete in an agility competition - Done! (Although it was a “fun match,” not a competition. No ribbons were awarded.)

10. Renew my passport - All materials are gathered and in an envelope. I continue to procrastinate the visit to the post office.

11. Pose for a photo with Mickey Mouse - Done!

12. Attend a Comicon - The Wizard World Comic Con Sacramento is scheduled for June 19-21, 2015.

13. Dye my hair pink - Postponed until July.

14. Teach Jasper to walk nicely on a leash - As long as there is cheese, he behaves beautifully.

15. Do a 365 Photo project - Daily picture success! Find my photos here.

16. Sew a garment - I started a skirt on Memorial Day.

17. Take a sewing class - I postponed my class. I need to reschedule.

18. Meditate - Do I really need to meditate?

19. See a live concert - We bought tickets for Apocalyptica, but only made it through a couple of numbers by the opening band before the crowds, noise, and “late hour” got to us.

20. Go to a hot air balloon festival - The Sonoma County Hot Air Ballon Festival is in June.

21. Learn to 2-finger whistle - Done!

22. Do the splits - I almost have my left split. The right side is tighter.

23. Show Dan my old Bridgeport haunts - scheduled for late September!

24. Finish making all the burgers in Veggie Burgers Every Which Way - In May, I made the Smoked Tofu Burgers. Next up: Tortilla-Crusted Stuffed Portobello Burgers and Beet “Tartare.”

25. Write one special content blog post per month - Done.

27. Wallpaper a wall - The Flavor Paper City Park turned out to be too expensive. ($300 to paper a small wall.) I’m back to wallpaper shopping. Any favorite online stores?

28. Participate in Toastmasters - I given two speeches. I’ve also served as toastmaster, evaluator, jokemaster, grammarian, and pledge/inspiration at meetings.

29. Ride a horse - I SAT on a horse at TxSC CAMP, but I wouldn’t qualify it as a horse “ride.”

32. Practice ambidexterity - My left hand activities: throw a frisbee, sling a ball, make checkmarks.

35. See a drive-in movie - Done!

36. Take a historical home tour - I’m awaiting the announcement of the 2015 Midtown Sacramento Historic Home Tour. (Last year, it was on September 20.)

39. Send out holiday cards - Done!

40. Guest appear on a podcast - Done!

Sunday, May 24, 2015

40 B4 40: Go Skydiving


In preparation for Saturday’s jump out of a plane, I imagined the scenario many times. I visualized it all: from ground training to landing. Other than imagining myself having a great time, I got it all wrong!

Ground Training. I thought this would be overly technical, a little boring, and leave me terrified to board the plane. The short video we watched explaining that there was a chance we could die and that we had just signed away our heir’s right to sue was both boring and terrifying, but the following session with our instructor was not. She was entertaining, but dead serious (even chastising students in the back for chatting with one another instead of paying attention). I wasn’t a bit bored as she reviewed the “container” (the parachute backpack) and demonstrated a step-by-step mime of our tandem student jump experience. I committed the upcoming actions to memory and left the training ready to JUMP!


Plane. I pictured something roomy, with seats along the side. Instead, we were spooned front-to-back, straddling two benches running the center of the tiny, noisy, smelly plane. It was loud enough to make conversation difficult and smelled of exhaust. The ascent was uncomfortably (but understandably) rapid. The plane was so small that I could feel the craft rebound as the other jumpers left at 9,000 feet. At 13,500 feet, I was glad to also exit that unpleasant tin can.


Jump. This was the portion of my fantasies that started my heart pounding and my adrenaline pumping. Would I walk to the edge of the door, look down, and chicken out? It turns out that the jump was the least scary part. There isn’t much choice involved when you’re strapped to the instructor. I was pushed along the bench to the edge and watched the videographer crawl out the hatch and position himself just outside the door to film my exit. Then, I followed the directions from the training. I hung over the edge. I looked down. I smiled. I looked up and arched my back and prepared to fall. My tandem instructor pushed off and we were free!


Freefall. This was also so much less scary than I expected. I imagined sheer terror as I plummeted towards the earth. I considered soiling myself a serious possibility. Instead, I felt the terror for only a fraction of second. The dropping sensation lasted barely long enough to register in my mind. (The body doesn’t register the “falling” feeling after reaching 50 mph in freefall.) Then, my instructor deployed the drogue chute used in tandem jumps to extend the duration of the freefall and it just felt really windy and really fun. Other than the wind, I had no sensation of movement. The ground was too far away to be a useful frame of reference. The feeling was like both flying and swimming at once and totally exhilarating. I felt the “free” more than the “fall.”


Parachute. I neglected to imagine this part. In my fantasies, I went directly from terrified falling to a rough landing. I left out the best part! At 6,000 feet, I grasped the red knob on the bottom right of the container and, at 5,000 feet, pulled it forward (with a little help from the instructor). The parachute takes a few seconds to fully inflate, so the transition from free fall to controlled fall isn’t overly sudden. And, then, we were in the most peaceful place. In ground training, we were told that we’d be above the birds and above the bugs and that it would be incredibly quiet. That was entirely true. The only sounds were our voices and the rush of air across the canopy as we turned left or right. Again, there was no terror in watching the earth approach. Instead, I was mesmerized by the landscape and the peace of being above it all. I watched our shadow track across a field. I felt the sudden warmth as we sank into a warmer layer of atmosphere. I spotted Beefy and waved. And then I was sad because it was almost over. (I must note that there was one aspect of the parachute ride that was unpleasant: when my instructor demonstrated to me just how sharply the parachute could turn in circles. I’m extremely sensitive to spinning and I asked him to stop before I barfed on us both.)


Landing. I’ve always imagined the landing in an uneven, grassy field. I was sure that this would be the point at which I was injured. I imagined catching my foot in a rodent hole, twisting my ankle, and pitching forward onto my face. I figured it would be difficult to land in a precise area, so we’d be landing anywhere within a large, unmaintained area with a long walk back to the hanger. I had it all wrong. First of all, every landing I saw (including my own) was incredibly precise. Secondly, the drop zone had a small, but dedicated landing area with three different surfaces (none with rodent holes) and was just across the road from the facility. Lastly, as a tandem jumper, I didn’t make contact during the landing. Instead, I lifted my legs and allowed the instructor to take the (minimal) impact. No sprained ankle for me! (Ankles are the most commonly injured body part in the sport.) I also didn’t expect how heavy I’d feel once I returned to earth. The instructor had to ask me twice to stand up. I had gotten used to near weightlessness and supporting my own weight was a drag.


Video. My skydiving package was a gift from Beefy that included photos and video. I assumed this meant I’d be wearing a camera on my helmet and that the tandem instructor may have some sort of camera attached to his wrist. I did not expect a dedicated videographer following me around (to include jumping out of the plane with me) like my own personal paparazzi. My videographer had a GoPro (maybe two) attached to his helmet and he filmed everything but my parachute ride. (I assume it would be too dangerous to parachute so close together and it would also have prevented him from filming my landing.) I had a prejump interview, footage on the ride up, a great capture of my jump and freefall, a record of my landing, and a postjump interview. And it was all edited, set to music, and handed to me within 10 minutes of removing my jumpsuit. I’d recommend the video to any first time jumper. (I only wish I had worn makeup!)


My skydive was an incredibly intense and rich experience that my imagination couldn’t begin to predict. I’ve replayed it over and over in my mind and I’ve watched the video a few times. I already want to go again - to observe the things I missed. I couldn’t possibly take it all in the first time. I wish I had paid more attention to the others’ jumps, to the horizon, to the receding plane. I thought the jump would be all screaming terror and exhilaration, but the experience was more about trust and exploration. I want to see all the bits that I missed the first time because I know my imagination is a poor substitute for the real thing.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

40 B4 40: Pose for a Photo with Mickey Mouse


I was told the truth about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy at the earliest age. I not only knew they were fake, but I was smugly satisfied to be the only kid not duped in my kindergarten class. As superior as I felt, though, I wished I could believe. It’s awfully depressing to be dumped into the real world from birth instead of getting a few years of a fantasy cushion. My life wasn’t entirely without magic; I continue(d) to believe in time travel, ESP, and alternate dimensions. But those are cold comforts next to Santa’s warm lap.

The magic of a Disney park is the immersion in an alternate reality. Disney creates a flawless experience of being on Main Street, U.S.A. or in glamorous old Hollywood or on an African safari. The music, the food, the scenery, and the cast members are all in keeping with the chosen theme. I appreciate the attention to detail, but the skeptic in me resists the illusion. I’m perhaps most dismissive of the characters, whom I have always seen as grown-ups dressed up in silly costumes.

Children approach the characters with the delight of seeing a fantasy come to life. Mickey isn’t a girl in a hot stuffy costume. He’s MICKEY! Gaston is the muscle-head who will never marry Belle. The princesses are more exciting (and more real) than pop stars.

I chose “pose for a photo with Mickey Mouse” as one of my 40 B4 40 adventures because, before I officially become an old lady, I wanted to believe in a childhood character. On our January trip to Walt Disney World, I met and posed with at a dozen-ish characters and had various levels of success in suspending my disbelief.

I’m afraid the face characters were a total bust. I dined with the princesses and found that allowing the characters to talk ruins the illusion for me. Listening to grown adults pretending to be Belle, Aurora, Snow White, and Ariel natter on about books, dreams, woodland creatures, and dinglehoppers was an exercise in ridiculousness. I’ve seldom had a more awkward interaction than talking to a storybook princess. Each time one stopped at the table, I wanted to crawl underneath. We walked by Gaston, Mary Poppins, Jasmine, and Aladdin and choosing to not interact with them helped preserve the illusion, but there was still the inevitable comparison of the actor to the character that ruined things for me.

The costumed characters were less awkward to meet. I posed with Mickey (twice), Minnie, Goofy, and Daisy Duck. I excitedly greeted each by name, hugged, and posed for photos. I really tried to “believe,” but the tactile experience ruined the illusion. Feeling the human body beneath the costume and avoiding a blow from their hard plastic heads reminded me that I was posing with an actor, not a character.


My most successful experiences were with Duffy and Marie (the Aristocat). Both of these characters wear padded costumes covered in fake fur and are silent. They were like living stuffed animals. Duffy was my first character experience of the trip and, although I was no Duffy fan, delighted me with the experience of being “enveloped in Duffy.” It was all plush fur and warm hugs. I skipped away from the Duffy pavilion. Near the end of the trip, we spotted Marie. She was always my favorite Aristocat and I told her so. I said, “You’re the best cat because you’re white and French.” That probably came out all wrong, but she still hugged me and I totally believed I was snuggling a giant kitten. I couldn’t stop grinning as we continued our walk out of the Magic Kingdom.


There’s no regaining lost innocence, but I did my best to be the four year old I never was. As an adult, I need a little extra help in the form of a silent, extra padded character, but I found a little of that magic at Disney World. I’m a newly minted Duffy fan and I will swear up and down that I met the real Marie on Main Street, U.S.A.

Still, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy are for suckers.

Saturday, May 02, 2015

40 B4 40: 6 Month Progress

I’m freaking out a little . . . I’m halfway through the time period for my 40 before 40 project. Some of the projects are long-term (like the lucid dreaming), so I don’t expect completion until near the end of the year. This is my progress so through May 2nd:

2. Skydive or hanglide - I have an appointment to jump out of a plane on May 23rd.

3. Take a Napa wine tour - Done!

6. Snowshoe - Done!

9. Compete in an agility competition - Done! (Although it was a “fun match,” not a competition. No ribbons were awarded.)

10. Renew my passport - All materials are gathered and in an envelope. I walked into a passport office in April and immediately walked out. The tiny, unventilated room was full of people who hadn’t showered in at least a few days. I couldn’t take it.

11. Pose for a photo with Mickey Mouse - Done!

12. Attend a Comicon - The Wizard World Comic Con Sacramento is scheduled for June 19-21, 2015.

13. Dye my hair pink - Postponed until July.

14. Teach Jasper to walk nicely on a leash - As long as there is cheese, he behaves beautifully.

15. Do a 365 Photo project - Daily picture success! Find my photos here.

17. Take a sewing class - I postponed my class. I need to reschedule.

18. Meditate - I tried the Headspace app once and fell asleep. I may need to drink coffee before my next attempt.

19. See a live concert - We bought tickets for Apocalyptica, but only made it through a couple of numbers by the opening band before the crowds, noise, and “late hour” got to us.

20. Go to a hot air balloon festival - The Sonoma County Hot Air Ballon Festival is in June.

21. Learn to 2-finger whistle - Done!

22. Do the splits - I almost have my left split. The right side is tighter.

24. Finish making all the burgers in Veggie Burgers Every Which Way - In April, I made the: Red Lentil and Celery Root Burgers, Best Portobello Burgers, and Pub Grub Veggie Burgers. Next up: Tortilla-Crusted Stuffed Portobello Burgers, Beet “Tartare,” and Smoked Tofu Burgers.

25. Write one special content blog post per month - Done? In April, the only “special” post I wrote was my 5 month progress on my 40 B4 40 project.

27. Wallpaper a wall - I’m ordering Flavor Paper’s City Park paper in Dark Chocolate.

28. Participate in Toastmasters - I given two speeches. I’ve also served as evaluator, jokemaster, grammarian, and pledge/inspiration at meetings.

29. Ride a horse - I SAT on a horse at TxSC CAMP, but I wouldn’t qualify it as a horse “ride.”

32. Practice ambidexterity - My left hand activities: throw a frisbee, sling a ball, make checkmarks.

35. See a drive-in movie - Done!

39. Send out holiday cards - Done!

40. Guest appear on a podcast - Done!

Thursday, April 02, 2015

40 B4 40: Five Month Progress

I neglected to give a 4-month update on my 40 before 40 project, but I’m still working on it! This is my progress through the end of March:

2. Skydive or hanglide - Beefy gave me a skydiving gift certificate for Christmas. I plan to go in May.

3. Take a Napa wine tour - we have reservations at Paraduxx for our anniversary.

6. Snowshoe - Done!

9. Compete in an agility competition - We plan to do a fun match in May.

10. Renew my passport - All materials are gathered and in an envelope. I just need to take it to the post office during the appropriate hours.

11. Pose for a photo with Mickey Mouse - Done!

12. Attend a Comicon - The Wizard World Comic Con Sacramento is scheduled for June 19-21, 2015.

13. Dye my hair pink - Planned for this month.

14. Teach Jasper to walk nicely on a leash - maybe I should have chosen Jackson for this project because he is coming along nicely.

15. Do a 365 Photo project - daily picture success! Find my photos here.

17. Take a sewing class - I postponed my class. I need to reschedule.

18. Meditate - I used the Stillness, Stability, and Balance guided meditation from Meditation Oasis one evening at TxSC CAMP. I’ve also downloaded the Headspace app and plan to do the free 10-day trial.

19. See a live concert - we have tickets for Apocalyptica on Thursday.

20. Go to a hot air balloon festival - The Sonoma County Hot Air Ballon Festival is in June.

21. Learn to 2-finger whistle - Done!

22. Do the splits - I almost have my left split. The right side is tighter.

24. Finish making all the burgers in Veggie Burgers Every Which Way - in February and March, I made Tofu and Chard Burgers and Baked Quinoa Burgers (my favorite so far, despite being too salty). Next up: Red Lentil and Celery Root Burgers, Best Portobello Burgers, and Pub Grub Veggie Burgers.

25. Write one special content blog post per month - Done.

27. Wallpaper a wall - I’ve chosen the wall (in my bathroom) and am deciding between two patterns.

28. Participate in Toastmasters - I gave my first speech in March and I’ll give my second in April. I’ve also served as jokemaster, grammarian, and pledge/inspiration at meetings.

29. Ride a horse - I SAT on a horse at TxSC CAMP, but I wouldn’t qualify it as a horse “ride.”

32. Practice ambidexterity - I’ve been limited myself to only throwing the frisbee with my left hand. It has the added bonus of leaving my right hand free of slobber/dirt/grass to more easily take action shots with my phone.

35. See a drive-in movie - Done!

37. Practice lucid dreaming - I’ve been practicing dream journaling, but have been unable to take control, yet, in my dreams.

39. Send out holiday cards - Done!

40. Guest appear on a podcast - Done!

Sunday, February 22, 2015

40 B4 40: Snowshoeing - Part 2


On my first snowshoeing trip, at 18, I never stopped shivering. On my second, at 39, I never stopped laughing.

Well, I must admit that I was shivering in the parking lot of the REI, meeting our guides and waiting for the rest of our party to arrive and be packed into the 9-passenger van. (One seat was removed to avoid that pesky professional drivers license.) Soon enough, though, we were snuggled into our seats and enjoying the heater as we climbed I-80 to Donner Pass.

Eighteen-year-old me would probably have been intimidated by the three hot young guys leading our party of four, but thirty-nine-year-old me just enjoyed the eye candy and making them uncomfortable with off-color jokes. On the trail, I kept asking when the naked snowshoeing portion began and who brought the booze. Being the dirty old lady is a lot of fun.

On that long ago trip, I felt so alone. I knew no one in the party and was too shy, and eventually too miserable, to make connections. While I’m still introverted, I’m no longer shy, and I brought a buddy. When I wasn’t flirting with the staff, my sister and I were making inside jokes and laughing at our lack of snowshoeing prowess. We were absolutely giddy with mountain air, sunshine, and sparkling snow.


Lunch was at least a two-hour affair - not because we had twelve courses, but because the guides had brought the wrong fuel to heat water for soup at 7,000 feet in December. All was not lost. The guides hadn’t brought cocktails, but they produced charcuterie, mandarin oranges, slightly stale Halloween candy, and hot coffee from their packs. By the time the lukewarm, overly-concentrated soup was prepared, we had thoroughly enjoyed ourselves lounging in the snow, taking silly pictures, and all trying to two-finger whistle. We never got to the advertised s’mores (inappropriate fuel), but I don’t think anyone missed it. We were high on life, not sugar.


The silliness continued down the trail and back to the van. The guide sharing the bench seat with my sister and me fell asleep, so we maintained our jesting at a lower volume. Eventually, I mellowed and fell into quiet reflection as we followed the sunset home.

I’m glad that I added snowshoeing to my 40 B4 40 list. How often do we have the courage or opportunity to “redo” a negative experience? I’m waiting for the spring sales to purchase my own pair of snowshoes. In the meantime, I returned to Donner Pass in January with my doggies to hike the well-packed trails in snow boots. I’m no longer afraid of the snow or cold or being alone. It was just me and two border collies and I was laughing all the way.